Smelly Envelope Closes South Lake Union Whole Foods

SEATTLE — The Whole Foods at South Lake Union was evacuated last Saturday afternoon after two suspicious, smelly envelopes were found inside the store.

The Seattle Fire Hazardous Materials unit determined later that the substances in both envelopes were not hazardous and the store and surrounding area was reopened.

Seatle Fire turned the envelopes […]

Welcome Seattle Marijuana Tourists!

We have a special interest in all that’s been happening on the marijuana front in Washington State, and that is the out-of-nowhere boost it’s already had to print publications. There is a remarkable burgeoning high-quality magazine (and other formats) industry catering to the growing interest in all things marijuana (If not the actual partaking […]

The alarming Dina Martina returns for the holidays


Dina will surely be the greatest star in the soon-to-be booming Seattle marijuana tourism industry. In fact, I gift this idea to you Ms Martina/Grady:

Your own marijuana cabaret club! Legions of new fans from all over the world will pack that sucker. I guarantee it! You’ll be like the Celine Dion/Vegas thing, […]

Ask The Universe

Dear Universe,

Sometimes when I see a guy from India I automatically start thinking with an Indian accent. In fact, as I write this I am reading it back to myself with a heavy Indian accent, like a caricature.

Is this racist?



Dear R,

Well, aren’t you  “celebrating” the new marijuana law […]

Welcome to Seattle, The Netherlands

Yes of course that’s overstating it, but there’s no escaping the feeling in Seattle right now, that a huge social seachange has just occurred. Because it has.

Plus, we have streetcars.


Eastlake Bar & Grill

2947 Eastlake Avenue E Phone: (206) 957-7777 Mon-Friday 11:00 am–1:00 am Sat–Sunday 9:00 am–1:00 am Happy Hour 3:00 pm–6:00 pm & 10:00 pm–close Rating: *** Ratings guide: **** extraordinary *** excellent ** good * fair […]